About Via Segovia
is an eight-armed cephalopod of the genus Rock, camouflaging itself within its musical surroundings in wait of prey, ejecting a thick cloud of harmonic ink to escape screaming fans. Via Segovia exists solely to feed and propagate its uniquely ordered sense of chaos to the deepest points in our world. If you're not alert, you'll get a hectocotylus in your no-no spot, two pints of pure sexual rock injected directly into your porous nether-regions. A painful experience, but you'll return enlightened. Three hearts pump rock, rock, and more fucking rock
Here at Via Segovia, we do not compose music. We do not write a single note. Drawing music from inside of you, Via Segovia manifests musical truths dwelling deep within the human consciousness. Notesmiths working to elevate your intrinsic musical desire into a palpable understanding, crafting a symbiotic relationship between the music in your head with the music vibrating your physical being. Yes, you will climax. You will climax hard.