About The Freddy
Hoboken, NJ
13 WAYS OF LOOKING AT A FREDD
Freddy is what you vividly remember from your high-school prom, even though you went with someone else, and you went to different high schools
Freddy is 100% sober, but talks like Robin Williams in the middle of a cocaine binge. Freddy writes songs half the night, plays them for you the other half, then takes you out to breakfast
Freddy is the word you're thinking of but just can't say
Freddy has been enrolled at the University of Pennsylvania for two years, but has altogether been in the state of Pennsylvania for thirty-six hours, in which time he's been cited for sixteen noise violations and has baked cookies for the old lady who lives upstairs
Freddy is a momma's boy
Freddy doesn't stop joking until you've walked out
Freddy is impuslive, compulsive, and somewhat obsessive. Every song gets recorded in at least five different versions. And to make sure no one will kick him out until he's laid down the perfect version of a track, Freddy started Fredtone Records (Freddylicious since 2006), where he has complete creative control over what hits your headphones
Freddy is the mastermind behind the prank call that got you suspended, grounded, and dumped. But he's also the friend that got you high, laid, and into Princeton on a scholarship
Freddy is the sound that wakes your parents up on Sunday morning, before you've gone to bed
Freddy occasionally channels the voice of Diana Ross when he's writing songs, which has been known to make those around him uncomfortable
Freddy is the wet tissue that accidentally hits you in the face from the 24th Floor of a New York City skyscraper
Freddy dreams in kaleidoscopic stereo
Somewhere, it's 4pm and raining and Freddy is eating pancakes, recuperating from last night's 4some, and writing a song that the couple at the next table are unconsciously humming.