About The Altarboys
"There has only been one time that I can remember experiencing anything as orgasmic as The Altarboys.
That was when I was temporarily dead back in the 90's. Yeah.....that was alright." ~ HeWhoCannotBeNamed of the legendary Dwarves
Meet The Altarboys. Rippin', arrogant, irreverent, sing-along-and-get-drunk-with punk rock from Portland.
This show will be TONS of fun. ~ Chico Beat
The Altarboys have shared the stage with the likes of- but not limited to: The Dwarves, Throwrag, MDC,
Lucky Stiffs, River City Rebels, Teenage Harlots, US Bombs, Misfats, UK Subs and on and on.
We write songs, we play songs, we drink, we hope someone will be sober enough to get us to the next
place. Can we stay at your place? We got no where else to go.