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Judge for Jesus and the F'n Miracles

Kalamazoo, MI
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Portrait of Jesus and the F'n Miracles
One time my friend Pat was going on and on about how the new testament of the bible is cooler than the old testament. More action, he claimed. More excitement. The old testament is all rules and laws, he said, and then he described the new testament as "the part with Jesus and the fuckin' miracles."

I immediately pictured Jesus forming an awesome back up band and rocking the beards off of the people of Jerusalem before embarking on a lengthy stadium tour across Egypt.

So instead of Joan Jett and the Blackhearts or GG Allin and the Jabbers, it's Jesus and the Fuckin' Miracles. The rest is rock history.